Total Medals Earned: 66 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,150 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 13/25 (295/885 points)
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 11/23 (100/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.